Whatever Takes My Fancy:

Really the title explains it all.
Whatever I post is more than likely a reblog that I quite like.

a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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This is amazing, almost as good as this one! 

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(Source: ronweasle, via insertliteraryreference)

hokaidoplanet:

bassdroppinmaddness:

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.


So down for this.


how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 
anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…

there is two kind of people on tumblr

hokaidoplanet:

bassdroppinmaddness:

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.

So down for this.

how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit

just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 

anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.

For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…

there is two kind of people on tumblr

(Source: mcschloemer, via zombikki)

ohmygogapplejuice:

kuuratron:

splicerthedicer:

sansasnark:

miltonsong:

CNN grieves that guilty verdict ruined ‘promising’ lives of Steubenville rapists

This is just irresponsible journalism. The correspondents don’t even comment on how much of a lasting effect this will have on the victim. Side-eyeing the fuck out of you right now, CNN.

this is fucking ridiculous. Their lives fell apart? who gives a fuck that they broke down and cried? They’re only crying because they got caught. What about the victim and what she has to live through for the rest of her life?

“This is something that will haunt them for the rest of their lives.” And being DRUGGED, carried from party to party, RAPED by numerous boys, HUMILIATED on social networks, left in a lawn to get PISSED ON, isn’t detrimental to the victim?

FUCK RAPE APOLOGISTS. They deserve 0 sympathy. I don’t give a single fuck how promising their lives were, they got what they deserve. Not even.

This is exactly what I was talking about earlier.  Exactly.  So imagine if you are the victim and you hear that sort of trash on a “serious” news channel.  That finally your story is validated in court only for the criminal who did that to you to get all the sympathy.

Fucking disgusting.

Petition to get CNN to apologize for sympathizing with rapists

^^SIGN THAT PETITION!^^

Dear followers, I’m asking you all to sign this.

I don’t care how ineffective you think online petitions are - even if CNN didn’t give a flying fuck and did nothing about this, they need to be told the we do not approve of their rape apologism, their total disregard of the victims suffering - and when I say “we do not approve” I mean WE ARE JUDGING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM.

TELL THEM.

Please sign it
As a rape victim I’m actually horribly offended and just
Wow
Please

This needs to be rectified!

(via zombikki)

thefrogman:

I know you are all jealous of my levitating TARDIS. 

God damn it I want this!

thefrogman:

I know you are all jealous of my levitating TARDIS. 

God damn it I want this!

thecx:

nicobear19:

I WILL PEE ON ALL THE THINGS YOU EAT 
lmao 

Bad lip reading Harry Potter

(Source: jakelaycock, via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

machopper:

Does nothing please you Sherlock?

machopper:

Does nothing please you Sherlock?

(Source: crawrtastic, via pair--a--winchesters)

i-em-ironman:

bowtied:

nyeeh:

Books are sort of like the TARDIS.

Their content exceeds their mass.

And they take us to worlds and times we’ve never dreamed of seeing.

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That was beautiful.

(Source: westeroni, via pair--a--winchesters)

lolsofunny:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

(Source: artfucker1996, via insertliteraryreference)

my mum said if this post gets to 100,000 notes then she might get me a new laptop

enkiduofvideogames:

30stmcr:

knightsofchlamydia:

seriously though, my laptop is in terrible condition:

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*sobs quietly*
okay so my laptop keeps crashing and overheating [the heat of one thousand suns is currently coming out from the bottom], the track pad barely works, and it’s extremely slow. please help me :——(

ok you’re getting a new laptop

I didn’t reblog the fluffy chicken, I will reblog your plea for help for a new laptop, because no one deserves a laptop that bad.

(via pair--a--winchesters)

panicsatdiscos:

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children

(via the-last-centurion)